“What is served with your King Salmon?”“It’s King Salmon.”“Okay. Thank you. What is served with your King Salmon tonight?”“It’s King Salmon,” in a very snarky tone.“Thank you. What is served with your King Salmon.”“Pff. It’s KING SALMON. That’s what it is. You don’t mess with King Salmon.” Well, okay then. “I’ll take the King Salmon,…